iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

(Reblogged from discontent-wigglytuff)

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

(Source: askboxmemes)

(Reblogged from waiting-for-the-denouement)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(Reblogged from zombieleg)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
(Reblogged from flightlessboy)

lotrsincebirth:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

Oh my gosh!

(Reblogged from add-chaps-misshaps)

I just tasted the worst thing ive tasted all year.

add-chaps-misshaps:

so, we went grocery shopping today and we got these store brand cracker sticks and cheese things. you know, the little sticks of bread with some cheese stuff to dip em in. Duncan went to eat one, and upon opening them he called me over to smell them. they smelled very strongly of cheap play-dough. i grabbed one from the package to make sure it wasnt him that smelled like that, and sure enough, they smelled like awful play-dough. the cracker sticks looked fine, although the cheese looked like greasy play-dough, but the sticks themselves reeked of something that should not be eaten. and im not saying if you hold it right up to your nose you can smell it, but half a foot away it could reach your nostrils. then duncan tasted it, said it was awful, but i didnt really believe it could taste any worse than it smells. boy was i wrong. i scooped some cheese onto one end of the putrid stick and took a small bite. i got a haymaker of a play-dough punch to the mouth. if the guys who make play-dough were to make it taste like this, youd never hear of kids eating play-dough ever again. it was a taste most foul and most artificial, i feel like eating a lego peice or even some real play-dough wouldve been more enjoyable than that small “cheese stick” bite. but the taste lingered. i immediately tried to wash out the unnatural flavor with some coke, which eased it for a bit. but it came back. and again. and again. and again. i ended up brushing my teeth and i still have a hint of awful cheese stick hanging around. too bad i dont have any orange juice to go with brushing my teeth, as that would be more enjoyable than eating another nibble of that disgusting thing. 

0 out of 10, never again.

i dont think its supposed to be eaten.

(Reblogged from add-chaps-misshaps)

(Source: sandandglass)

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(Reblogged from hpzgrrrl)

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(Reblogged from hpzgrrrl)

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

(Reblogged from zombieleg)

(Source: b0omhauer)

(Reblogged from add-chaps-misshaps)

hanyuuapologist:

rikaapologist:

memes2k9:

akutabi:

my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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(Source: chronicko)

(Reblogged from hpzgrrrl)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

(Reblogged from the-dixie-flatline)
(Reblogged from zombieleg)

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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(Reblogged from zombieleg)